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Biblical Rules on Coffee

Category: Rated G

This was sent to us by Bev McGuire. She says her friend Tree sent it to her.


A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew coffee each morning.

The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”

The husband said, “You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”

The wife replies, “No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”

The husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”

The wife then fetched the Bible, and opened up the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed said…… “HEBREWS”.

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