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Best Joke from the PunOff 2009

Category: Puns

I cannot remember who told it. It was possibly a throw-away pun from one of the MCs.


The first man says, “I am a confirmed and devout atheist!”

“What if it turns out you are wrong?”

“I will be the first to exclaim, ‘Well, I’ll be damned.'”

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