This was sent to us by Jason Dias who says it is ancient. Thanks, Jason.

The bears, having toiled all day in the coal mines, went to their favorite pub for a pinter. They propped their tools up outside the door as they went in. But, when they were ready to return home for the night, they found their tools had been stolen.

The bartender, hearing noises of consternation, poked his head outside. Surveying the situation, he said, “Today’s the day the teddy-bears have their picks nicked.”