Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Barly Shaggy

Category: Adult Theme, Politically Incorrect

Found on a web forum. Probably as old as the internet.


A man walks into a bar, notices there’s no women in there, figures it’s a gay bar but he wants a beer too much to care. So he goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer.

The bartender says “What’s the name of your penis?”

The man replies “I haven’t given my penis a name.”

The bartender says “Better give it one if you want a beer” and walks away.

The man nudges the customer to his right and asks “Uh, um, uh, what’s the name of your, um, uh, penis?”

The customer gleefully replies “Timex! Takes a lickin… keeps on tickin!”

The man, now slightly disturbed, asks the same of the customer to his left.

The customer replies “Foooooord! Have you driven a Foooooord lately?”

The man thinks for a moment, then motions to the bartender.

The bartender asks “So, what’s the name of your penis?”

The man replies “Secret. Strong enough for a man; made for a woman.”


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