Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Have a Ball

Category: Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts

Another submission from the prolific Denny Adams.

Walgreens was having a sale on my favorite deodorant last week. I couldn’t find any on the shelves, so I asked the lady at the sales counter.

She said, “We have it; it’s here behind the counter. Would you like the ball type?”

I said, “No, thanks. I just want it for my underarms.”

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