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Bad Haircut

Category: Rated G

By Alan B. Combs

Billy Ray Cyrus — why are they always picking on my man, Billy Ray. He just don’t get no respect — not when his only song “Achy Breaky Heart” was on the charts, nor ever about his haircut. Nowadays, that style of haircut has become something of ridicule. It stinks so bad, they call it a smellet.

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