Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


Avalon

Category: Rated G

This was posted on alt.humor.puns by Steve Poge.


When Billy Shakespeare went swimming one day he was obsessed with the notion that Gypsy moths had been feeding on the back of his trunks! He asked a friend to investigate and make a thorough search. The friend replied, “No holes, Bard.”

« Previous post
Next post »

Leave a Reply