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In Defense of Shaggy Dog Stories
From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog
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In a recent survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too fat, 15 percent said their ass was too thin, and the other five per cent said they didn’t really care — they would have married him anyway!
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/ass-size/