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Anesthesia a la Bong

Category: Rated G

Chris Cole asks, “I can’t help but wonder if the following might be possible?”


A Prague anesthesiologist decided to stop using regular anesthetics, figuring lots of time was wasted while waiting for the patient to finally “go under”. Besides, the anesthetics were expensive. Instead, he just kept a large wooden mallet on his tray next to the surgery table. The mallet bore the following inscription — Rapid Czech-Out.

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