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Ambulances

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

This was posted on the groaners listserv.


Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team’s response times.

“Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,” bragged the first one, “we cut our emergency response time by ten percent.”

The other paramedics nodded in approval. “Not bad,” the second paramedic commented. “But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we’ve cut our average response time by 20 percent.”

Again, the other team members gave their congratulations, until the third paramedic said, “That’s nothing! Since our ambulance drivers passed the Bar Exam, we’ve cut our emergency response time in half!”

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