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Alternative Baghdad News Sources

Category: Rated G

By Alan B. Combs


We can get another approach to the televised international news these days. In addition to our own news people, we can watch news clips that originate from middle east countries such as those represented by the Arab Emirates.

Why, just the other day, there was an item about the plight of the National Zoo in Baghdad. “Who will we get to tell our sad tale of woe and hardship in the primate house?” asked one of the denizens.

The reply? “Abu Dhabi, Dhabi, Dhabi, Dhabi, Dhabi, Dhabi” said Iraqi to the Chimp.

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