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Airport Security Solution

Category: Politically Incorrect

Sent by Tom Vickery.

Here is a possible solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you .

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling, and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

Case Closed!

This is so simple that it is brilliant.  I can see it now: you are in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention standby passengers… we now have a seat available on flight number…”

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