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Air Force One

Category: Rated G

This is by Paul McGuire who tells us, “I don’t usually compose many groaners, but I did come up with this myself.” Thank you, Paul.


Air Force One had to make an emergency landing yesterday, when an engine on the left side of the plane exploded! While a terrorist attack was originally suspected, NASA confirmed that the cause was an impact from a meteorite, thrown from an asteroid they had been tracking in the constellation Libra. Fox News reported this story with the headline, “President Attacked by Libral Left-Wing Meteor”.

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