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Category: Adult Theme, Puns

This is from David M. Muench. It was posted on the groaners listserv. The author is not known.


Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00.” A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they had to remove the sign from their car. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: “JESUS SAVES.”

One of the girls asked the cop, “How come you didn’t stop them?!”

“Well, that’s a little different,” the cop smiled. “Their sign pertains to religion.” So, the two ladies of the night frowned thoughtfully as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read, “TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER- –$50.00.”

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