In a thread in PUNY that was talking about Spam, K. Thulin dropped the following topper.

Hormel is trying to rejuvenate sales of Spam in France by infusing the famous mystery meat with Viagra. Their advertising spokesperson is none other than Andy Devine who is popular in France and famous for the endearing kids show from the 50’s, “Andy’s Gang”. Addressing the problem of erectal dysfunction, Mr. Devine, seated in an easy chair, holding a large book and accompanied by his familiar, Midnight the cat, ends his advertisment with the catchy entreatment, “Pump your sagging wanger, Froggy”.