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Admiral Rickover

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

This was posted on the groaners listserve by Stan Kegel. The author is not known.


At one point in time during his career, Admiral Hyman Rickover, the father of the Nuclear Navy, was commander of a carrier task force, and had his flag on the carrier. For exercise, Adm. Rickover walked a lap around the flight deck every day. It became custom for the sailors to approach the Admiral during his walks, and gripe, complain, etc., and the Admiral would take care of the problems brought forth by the crew. It was a great morale booster.

Well, the day came when Admiral Rickover was reassigned to Washington, and a helicopter carried him off. The crew was so despondent at his departure that the helmsman wasn’t paying attention to his job, and the carrier hit a sandbar.

Yes, they grounded the warship he walked on.

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