Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Dave Wallace pointed out that this old favorite wasn’t in the collection.


A penguin was driving through the desert when her car broke down. She waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. Her car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told her he would need a couple of hours to check things out. The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn’t complain, and then wandered off to find the closest supermarket. She proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After a while she got into the freezer, next to the vanilla ice cream, and ate several gallons. Then she noticed the time and headed back to the garage, covered with ice cream. The mechanic walked over to her, wiping his hands and shaking his head, and said, “It looks like you blew a seal.” Blushing, the penguin replied, “Oh no! It’s just ice cream.”

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