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A Wide Berth

Category: Limericks, Poetry, Rated G

By Gary Hallock who tells how it came to be.


She knew that to stress out, unwise is
But pregnant mom swelled up five sizes
Which was a bit crippling
So she called her sibling:
The birth of the first midwife cry, “Sis!”

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