Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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A Visit to the Doctor

Category: Rated NC-17

The author of this rude little tale is unknown.


A young lady goes to a new doctor for an examination, and he discovers that she has crabs. He thinks to himself “How am I going to her that she has crabs?”

After the exam he tells her to get dressed and meet him back in his office. Once there he proceeds to tell her that she has a very unusual condition. She is quite concerned and asks him what it is. He responds that she is suffering from Nixon’s Disease.

She says, “What?”

He again responds, “Nixon’s Disease.”

She says, “Level with me, Doc, what does it mean?”

He responds, “Well, Miss Jones, to put it very bluntly, you’ve got bugs in your oval orifice.”

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