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A Touch Of Olive

Category: Rated G

This little story by paTRICK heSTER was the winner in a recent pun contest (Punsters United Nearly Yearly — P.U.N.Y.). The topic was nautical puns. It may not come at first, but it is worth the effort.

This squinty eyed sailor with big bulgy arm muscles walks into his favorite bar. The owner, a German gentleman named Josef Mann, greets him with a frosty cold mug of beer. The innkeeper says “Our specials tonite are cheeseburgers or chicken pot pie. I brought you a mug of the locally brewed ale, but if you want I’ll go get you an import. What’ll it be?” The man replies: “Um, pot pie, this ale, Herr Mann.”

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