I heard this tale from an entertainer in the resort town of Branson, MO.
A 70-year old, wealthy bachelor suddenly married a vivacious, spectacular, 21-year old woman. It was the talk of the town.
Some of his more curious friends took him aside and asked how he was able to convince such a wonderful young lady to marry him.
He said, “Well, you see, I lied to her about my age.”
“What? Did you tell her you were 35?”
“Oh, no. I told her I was 95.”