I heard this tale from an entertainer in the resort town of Branson, MO.

A 70-year old, wealthy bachelor suddenly married a vivacious, spectacular, 21-year old woman. It was the talk of the town.

Some of his more curious friends took him aside and asked how he was able to convince such a wonderful young lady to marry him.

He said, “Well, you see, I lied to her about my age.”

“What? Did you tell her you were 35?”

“Oh, no. I told her I was 95.”