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A Shaggy Puppy for Valentine’s Day

Category: Rated G

By Cynthia MacGregor


Mickey Mouse took his sweetheart out to dinner for Valentine’s Day. A light dinner by candlelight was what he had in mind. Some Caesar salad for two. As they sat down at the table, she turned to him and asked, “What are we eating for dinner?”

And he replied, “Romaine in the glow, Min.”

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