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A Rash Act

Category: Rated G

This is by rosecatt@webtv.net. I think we will be seeing several from her. Thanks, Rose.


Maybe I should change doctors. I called him up today for some advice, and this is what he said. “So you think you’ve got the flu? And a fever? Well, that stinks! One hundred and one you say? Any rash, like spots or anything? ‘Cause we can cure that now!

Yeah. You probably didn’t know that Jeffrey Dahmer never got a rash in his life because he ate such a wholesome diet, all natural foods, y’know. So I am going to prescribe a special diet for you. This prevents any kind of spots from appearing on your body when you have a fever of 101 or over –

It’s called the 101 Dahmer Rations diet.”

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