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A Polar Bear Walks Into a Bar…

Category: alt.callahans, Rated G

This was posted as recycled humor on alt.callahans by Snarky. The original author is unknown.


A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender,

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………. and coke.”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

The bear responds, “I dunno… I’ve always had them.”


Howell Gwin asks:

Why do radio (note the age of the joke….) announcers have small hands?

“:Wee paws for station identification.”:

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