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A Pawfect Stud

Category: Rated G, Short Snorts

This little gem was sent in by Joe Blake.


A guy wished to breed his female Cocker Spaniel so he advertised for a male to service her. After a while the phone rang and the following exchange occurred.

“Good morning. I read your advertisement and I’ve got a healthy young Spaniel. Unfortunately I don’t have any breeders papers for him.”

“Don’t worry about that. Any Cocker dude’ll do.”

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