This *OLD* story was posted by Terry Braun a couple of years ago in rec.humor.

“Did you see in the paper yesterday about the little boy who was born without any eye lids?”

“Gosh, no.”

“They had to circumcise him, and they used the skin for new eye lids.”

“Wow.”

“Yeah, everthing turned out okay, except he is a little cock-eyed. And” the doctor continued “think of the foresight he’ll have.”