This Aggie goes into a doctor’s office all cut up and bruised and the doctor says, “My goodness, what happened to you?” and the Aggie says, “Well I was in this horse race and I fell off my horse. And then the horse started jumping up and down on top of me.”

And the doctor says, “That must have been terrible!”

The Aggie replies “I know. I could have been killed if the Wal-Mart man hadn’t unplugged the machine.”