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A Morayly Correct Parable

Category: Rated G

An original creation from Chris Cole.

That story reminds me of a moray eel who was a bit of a pack rat; he just couldn’t throw anything away. He even rented one of those self-storage lockers from the local Store-All center to contain the overflow of his obsession. His friends assumed the eel must be storing something of great value in his rented space, but in spite of all his apparent earthly riches, when he died and they opened it up they found that the Store-All of the moray was empty indeed.

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