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A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste

Category: Rated G

A short tale from Chris Cole.

Did you hear about the mining company executive who was famous for personally going down into the mines to settle labor differences? He took great relish (don’t know, though, if it was sweet or kosher…) in that part of his job and often was heard singing on the elevator as it lowered him down through the strata of rock,

“Gonna take a sedimental journey, gonna set my mine at ease… “

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