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A Mighty Swing

Category: Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy

The story is ancient, and does not reflect my golf game in any way.


It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:

“Would the gentleman on the woman’s tee back up to the men’s tee please!!”

I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, “Would the MAN on the WOMEN’S tee kindly back up to the men’s tee.”

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating.

Once more the man yelled, “Would the man on the woman’s tee back up to the men’s tee, PLEASE!”

I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike and shouted back, “Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut the hell up and let me play my second shot?”

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