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A Living Will

Category: Rated G, Short Snorts

This was sent by my Aunt Jimmie. To which I say, “Hummphhh!”

Me and my better half were sitting in the living room and I said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.

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