Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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A Crepe Tale

Category: Puns, Rated G

An original by Bob Dvorak. I am so jealous.

Out by the Cheyenne River an enterprising Native American founded a business manufacturing crepe paper. Using modern equipment and Internet Marketing techniques he built quite a reputation for quality paper printed with traditional tribal designs.

A certain gourmand in Chicago was arranging a party for an about-to-retire friend, and, via the Internet, ordered what he thought was going to be 25 sets of designer-pattern crepe paper. When the shipment arrived it turned out that the order had been entered as 25 cases of crepe paper.

Assuming his tried-and-true restaurant demeanor, he bellowed at an assistant, “Send this back. The Crepe Sioux Sets have been grossly overdone!”

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