Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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A Cow Joke (A True Story)

Category: Rated G

By Jonathan E. Gordon. This is the second submission from Jonathan. I am about to set the hook and land the fellow.

A few weeks ago, I was hiking through the Austrian Alps with my brother. As we walked, we saw herds of cattle grazing on the grass that grew throughout the valleys, their bells all clanking out slightly different notes as they ate. Noting this, I realized that what they say is true – in Austria, the hills really are alive with the sound of moo-sic.

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