Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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A Baseball Tale

Category: Rated G

An Original by Bob Levi

I recall hearing about a baseball game where a superstar pitcher was on his way to a strikeout record. Strangely, he would disappear into the dugout whenever his team was at bat and return with a newly laundered uniform. One of his teammates following him into the dugout and found that he was washing and pressing his uniforms. When asked what that was all about, the pitcher replied, “Well, you have to iron when the strike is hot!”

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