This is from Alice Collins [AlicefromLA@webtv.net]. Thank you.

The Ides of March are upon (upun?) us and I see you don’t have the one about how Caesar’s murder really took place. It seems it took place right after breakfast. Caesar is walking to the Forum, and he meets Brutus.

Brutus says, “Good morning, Caesar.”

Caesar says, “Good morning, Brutus.”

Brutus asks, “Have you had breakfast yet?”

Caesar answers, “Yes, I have.”

Brutus then asks,”What did you have?”

Caesar answers, “Oh, I had some eggs.”

Brutus asks, “How many?”

Caesar replies, “Et two, Brutus.” And that’s when he got it!