This cultured picture pun is making the rounds.
All posts for the month January, 2014
Better than Can’t Gogh
… Posted by Brian P. Combs on January 15, 2014
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/better-cant-gogh/
A Pun for the Halibut
Denny Adams sent this little guy in…
After a long day of fishing, I was feeling a little frisky, but alas, my wife wasn’t interested. She said “Not tonight, Dear. I’ve got a haddock.”… Read the rest...
Posted by Brian P. Combs on January 14, 2014
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/pun-halibut/
Siri Puns
Apple’s digital assistant Siri has an army of writers working to develop answers to questions common and uncommon. On occasion, the answer has a nifty little pun.
This little Holocaust pun is both inappropriate and funny.
2014/01/14: As I come across more of these Siri puns, I’ll probably add them on here.
… Posted by Brian P. Combs on January 9, 2014
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/siri-puns/
I Dream of Jeannie She’s a Light Brown Hare
Dave Wallace sent in this tasty little gem.
In Australia, rabbit was once known as “Depression Mutton”, but now it has become a darling of the cooking shows.
Matthew Evans provides the rabbits for this traditional Greek recipe, wherein the meat is browned then slow-cooked with onion, garlic and spices, resulting in a richly flavoured stew.
Chop each rabbit into 6 large pieces.
Heat the olive oil in deep-sided, heavy-based pot. Add the butter and oregano. Season well … Read the rest...
Posted by Brian P. Combs on January 3, 2014
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/dream-jeannie-shes-light-brown-hare/
Have a Ball
Another submission from the prolific Denny Adams.
Walgreens was having a sale on my favorite deodorant last week. I couldn’t find any on the shelves, so I asked the lady at the sales counter.
She said, “We have it; it’s here behind the counter. Would you like the ball type?”
I said, “No, thanks. I just want it for my underarms.”… Read the rest...
Posted by Brian P. Combs on January 2, 2014
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/ball/
A Pun I Truly Relish
Denny Adams submitted this quick pun.
I went to the grocery store last night, and got to the cashier. She asked, “Paper or plastic?”
I said, “Either is fine. I’m Bi-sacktual.”… Read the rest...
Posted by Brian P. Combs on January 1, 2014
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/pun-truly-relish/