This one, sent in by Mike Franklin, has been making the rounds. But this version is a bit more shaggy then what I had seen.
I’ll start this one with an evil grin…
So there’s this slightly introverted high school student who has never asked a girl to a dance. It’s his senior year and he feels that he should go to prom. He musters up the courage to ask one of his friends. She says yes…… Now he has … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/drinking-the-cool-aid/
Denny Adams submitted this little pun.
A new massage parlor opened in Hartford Conneticut, named “King Arthurs Court”
The employees are affectionately known as The Conneticut Yankers.… Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/going-of-the-rails-on-a-crazy-twain/
Mike Franklin sent in the following little gem.
There seems to be room for all sorts of jokes here so may I suggest something seasonal?
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It’s a candle’, … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/first-christmas-joke-2013/
Not sure who created it, but I like it. Even if it is a stretch to call some of them stereos.
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/deaf-jams/
I could have sworn we had a version of this ancient shaggy dog, but I couldn’t find it. So the hat tip goes to Mike Franklin’s submission.
One day, in the midst of the Amazon jungle, an explorer called Carstairs found, on a log, a very small, squishy, red creature with lots of legs. Now, Carstairs had never seen anything like this animal before, and so, taking care in case it was poisonous, he carefully put the creature into a … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/dublin-my-fortune/
Another submission from Mike Franklin.
I shall keep this preamble short for I fear that great moments in history should be recalled without recourse to explanation. Relax, dear reader, for the tale I tell is one of mighty deed.
Once, in days of old when knights were bold and rode around the country saving damsels in distress there was a little man. Now I mean little not just small but really really little. He may have been the smallest fully … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/a-knight-to-remember/
Here’s a truly shaggy version of a classic, submitted by Mike Franklin.
The art of the Shaggy dog was passed to me by my late father so I feel I can appreciate a good one when I see it….. Well I saw it and feel the need to pass it on…. just in case it is not one that I missed whilst working through the offerings here….
With acknowledgement to Exhibit A who posted this elsewhere I bring you … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/nate-reprised/
Here’s a two-fer from Denny Adams.
There is a new mens “personal” deodorant on the market called “Umpire” It’s for foul balls.
Another one inspired by NASCAR is called “Pit Stop”… Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/a-pore-excuse-for-a-pun/
David Asher submitted this little Halloween story, and I took forever to send it out. Sorry David!
This story developed as I was thinking about Halloween.
Did you know there was a fierce battle right near here (Sierra Vista Arizona) many years ago when the Buffalo soldiers fought against Cochise Indians? And it was Lance Cpl Armstrong that was said that won the battle for the soldiers. You see the soldiers and the Indians saw each other and were getting … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/dont-shoot-im-unarmed/
This little gem was submitted by Denny Adams.
Did you hear about the illiterate hooker, who tried to get a job in a warehouse?… Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/the-best-little-warehouse-in-texas/
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