All posts for the month August, 2013

Nothing to Lose Sleep Over

This picture pun is making the rounds. The original creator is not known.


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Texas Sheriff Exam

This is from classmate Sonya. It ended up a lot sweeter than I thought it might.


A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6′ 2″, strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working — in a West Texas Sheriff’s Department.

After a series of … Read the rest...

Math & Science Jokes

This collection of math and science jokes was found online. Some may already be on the site, but worth sharing again.

The authors to these are unknown. By anyone, I imagine.


A mathematician walks into a bar and asks for ten times the normal number of drinks anyone else has. “Wow,” says the barkeep, “That’s an order of magnitude.”


An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. … Read the rest...

A Daffynition

Dennis Adams sends in this little gem.


If a fart is profane gas, then diarrhea is liquid profane.… Read the rest...

Pipe Weed is a Hard Hobbit to Break

Here’s an old picture pun that never made it into the collection.

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