All posts for the month October, 2012

Some Things Never Change

This timely picture pun is making the rounds.


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Don’t Let Adobe’s Lawyers See This!

This is probably my favorite picture pun in a long time.


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Hide and Sikh

This little picture pun is making the rounds on the internet. It’s creator is unknown.


My Next Trick Is Gonna Be SikhRead the rest...

Jim Macauley’s Bulwer-Lytton Entry

Jim Macauley sent in his rejected Bulwer-Lytton entry. I think we have better taste here than the Bulwer-Lytton judges do.


In the food preparation area of the Topkapi Palace in 15th century Istanbul, Mehmet, the master chef and author of the renowned “Dissertation on Desert Desserts,” was busy demonstrating that he could improve the flavor of most dishes with just a sheik of sultan pepper.… Read the rest...

What a Way to Go

This has the flavor of an older tale. Stan Kegel posted it on the Puns and the Shaggy Dog Yahoogroups.


There are two guys in a bar.

One says, “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead!”

“Whoa, what the heck happened to him?” asks the other guy.

“Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom — He hit the curb, … Read the rest...

Bulwer Lytton (Combs’ Losing Entry, 2012)

Once again, through what can only be gross discrimination or uncommon good taste (pun intended), this wonderful entry fell flat. Well, there’s always next year.


The thought that the world contains so many transgressors and so few reformers trying to put an end to their evil haunted the preacher as he tried to save those wretched cunnilinguists from their preferred depravity by alluding to their theological doom in his sermon, “Insinuate.”


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