Thanks to Bill Pardue for this collection.
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s when the fight started……..
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, ‘Do … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/vignettes-of-when-the-fight-started/
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/alzheimers-test-for-modern-seniors/
Many of these have been going around separately. Here there are several all together.
First Degree:
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at two in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
The husband said, “Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some
woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.”
Second Degree:
… Read the rest...Two
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/seven-degrees-of-blonde/
This was posted by Stan Kegel on puns@yahoogroups.com.
A man walked into a temporary agency looking for some work.
“Here, fill these forms out and bring them back to me when you’re done,” the office administrator said.
The man finished the forms and brought them back to the administrator. “Very good,” she said as she looked them over. “We actually have a job for you,” she added. “It just came in. It’s at the library.”
“Great,” the man said. “When … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/the-new-job/