This shaggy puppy was sent by Lowrie Beacham. Sorta makes one shudder.

George, after tying on a monster drunk the night before, woke up in the morning to find a pathetically unattractive woman sleeping blissfully beside him. He leaped out of bed, dressed quickly, and furtively placed $100 on top of the bureau.

He then started to tiptoe out of the room. But, as he passed the foot of the bed, he felt a tug at his trouser leg. Glancing … Read the rest...