All posts for the month April, 2003

Breaking Wind

This was posted by nemo on alt.humor.puns.

William Shatner has denied he can be heard breaking wind on a new video. Shatner is seen talking to former Star Trek co-star Leonard Nimoy on Mind Melds: Secrets Behind The Voyage Of A Lifetime, when a mysterious noise is heard. But he says the sound didn’t come from him, and claims it may have been Nimoy.

According to media reports, the sound is heard while Shatner is talking about his relationship with … Read the rest...


By Bob Levi

What ever happened to those colorful characters, who used to “ride the Rails”? Called the American hobo, these people were typically down on their luck, but often took on a hobo’s life just for the adventure. Unfortunately, the majority of society did not think of them very highly. One might have said, “The bum is the lowest form of human.”

Lowrie Beacham came back with a topper along the line that if one is sitting on a … Read the rest...

An Iowan in Arkansas

Mel Lett has provided particularly good material, lately. Thank you.

This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says, “You ain’t from ’round here, are ya… Where ya from, boy?”

The guy says, “I’m from Iowa.”

The bartender asks, “What th’ hell you do in Iowa?”

The guy responds, ” I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… Now, just what … Read the rest...