This was posted a couple of years ago on alt.callahans by Lin Ka-Ming (aka Magus Firecow).
Magus Firecow, finally done with finals returns to AC, to deliver the following:
Milton Bradley, those famous board game makers were successful because they had supernatural help. You see, they were given two dice that contained the answers to all the questions one could possibly ask.
These powerful random number generators are kept in the little known, Super-natural Mystic Artifact Repository Tower – All-knowing … Read the rest...