Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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A submission from Dean Day. The original source is unknown (by me).

Two doctors (in the financial district) go to have lunch. When they are finished, one of them offers to pick up the tab, reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a thermometer. “aw, shucks,” he says, “some investment banker must have run off with my pen”.

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  1. Ed

     /  April 21, 2016

    Hope it wasn’t a rectal thermometer.

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