Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


All I Need is a Sine

Category: Rated G

Sent in by Dave Wallace, who says, “Currently floating around like a log on FB. Bit of a tangent from the usual, but I’m sending it ‘cos I can.”


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Difficult to Rectify

Category: Rated G, Short Snorts

A submission from Dean Day. The original source is unknown (by me).


Two doctors (in the financial district) go to have lunch. When they are finished, one of them offers to pick up the tab, reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a thermometer. “aw, shucks,” he says, “some investment banker must have run off with my pen”.… Read the rest...

Star Wars Derived?

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

It was a hot summer’s day, and Luke was in the marina, having a few beers aboard his boat, patriotically named the “Fourth of July.” He was waiting for his friend, Opie, to arrive so they could go for a cruise.

Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from her appointment with the obstetrician. Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was Opie’s cousin. Anyway, the appointment went over time, and … Read the rest...

A Pun Taken to Pharaoh

Category: Rated G

Mike Franklin submitted this little gem.


Does this one travel? I am not sure but I do know that…..Archaeologists dig it

Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in a mixture of chocolate and hazelnuts….

….It is believed to be the Pharaoh Rocher… Read the rest...

A Wheely Good Pun

Category: Rated G

Dave Wallace sent this in, saying that he cobbled it together from several “Aviation Herald” threads.


A Mistral Avions de Transport Regional ATR-72-212A on behalf of Alitalia, registration OY-YAB performing flight AZ-1821 from Pantelleria to Trapani (Italy), was enroute when air traffic control informed the crew that a nose wheel had been found on the departure runway and had been identified as belonging to their aircraft.

The crew continued to Trapani, performed a low approach to have the landing gear … Read the rest...

Windows of Opportunity

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Dogs

Joe Blake submitted this little guy.


A bloke was walking along the street one day when he passed the local community hall and heard a burst of enthusiastic applause from within. He noticed a small handwritten sign on the door which said “Free Lecture – How to Succeed. All Welcome.” He entered the door and found himself in a room packed with people, bursting into spontaneous applause as they listened to the speaker on the stage. Standing at the back … Read the rest...

Just a Couple of Dandylions

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G, Short Snorts

This one was sent in by Vojislav Stojkovic. Original source is unknown.

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A Man with OCD Walks Repeatedly Into a Bar…

Category: Rated G

The prolific Dave Wallace sent this one in.


Whilst having a medical history taken to address my SOBOE (Shortness Of Breath On Exertion) issues, the following (slightly embellished) conversation occurred.

Doctor: What are your limits on exertion?
Me: I can climb half-way up the back stairs, then need a rest.
Doctor: How many steps?
Me: 12… every time.
Doctor: You have OCD! (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Me: No, it’s CDO – the letters gotta be in alphabetical order.
Doctor: Isn’t there … Read the rest...

Punniest of Show 2015: Ben Ziek (Winner)

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video

Ben Ziek, the punning version of Tiger Woods, wins Punniest of Show at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. His skit about alcohol scored a perfect 40 points.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Southpaw Jones (2nd Place)

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Southpaw Jones takes second place with his 39 point musical performance about writing at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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