Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


Trumpism #1

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

In the first of what I suspect will be many Donald Trump related posts, here’s one about cheese. Original creator is unknown.

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This is the Wurst

Category: Picture Pun

Another one making the rounds…

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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate

Category: Picture Pun

This visual pun is making the rounds.

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But that’s not important right now…

Category: Rated G

Submitted by Mike Franklin.


I Just asked Siri, “Surely its not going to rain today?”

She said, “It is, and don’t call me Shirley”

It seems that I forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.… Read the rest...

A Cheesy Pun

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

In honor of this week’s Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, this image is making the rounds.


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Punslingers Championship Round

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is the fifth and final round of Punslingers at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers Round 4

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Round Four of Punslingers at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2016 Full Results

Category: News

Ben Ziek defeated Tim Donnelly in the finals of Punslingers at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. In the semi-finals round, Donnelly beat Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski while Ziek knocked off Jerry Yan.

Here are the total results, including the topic of each competition in paranthesis.

Round One

Chris Sneyd defeated Mallory Culbert (Fast Food)
Ben Ziek defeated Hannah Nelson (Farming & Ranching)
Annica Eagle defeated Cameron Russell (Space Travel)
Peter Rubin defeated Kevin Binswanger (Waterborne Vehicles)
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You Are Dying to Hear This

Category: Rated PG

From Mike Franklin.


A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: “Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770- 1827”. Then he realizes that the music is Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward!

Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to … Read the rest...

Punslingers Round 3

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Round Three of Punslingers at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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