Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Just a Couple of Dandylions

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G, Short Snorts

This one was sent in by Vojislav Stojkovic. Original source is unknown.

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A Man with OCD Walks Repeatedly Into a Bar…

Category: Rated G

The prolific Dave Wallace sent this one in.


Whilst having a medical history taken to address my SOBOE (Shortness Of Breath On Exertion) issues, the following (slightly embellished) conversation occurred.

Doctor: What are your limits on exertion?
Me: I can climb half-way up the back stairs, then need a rest.
Doctor: How many steps?
Me: 12… every time.
Doctor: You have OCD! (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Me: No, it’s CDO – the letters gotta be in alphabetical order.
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Punniest of Show 2015: Ben Ziek (Winner)

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video

Ben Ziek, the punning version of Tiger Woods, wins Punniest of Show at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. His skit about alcohol scored a perfect 40 points.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Southpaw Jones (2nd Place)

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Southpaw Jones takes second place with his 39 point musical performance about writing at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Gy Odom (3rd Place)

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Gy Odom’s 3rd place skit on sports at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Matthew Tobin

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Matthew Tobin’s baseball skit scores 38 points at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. He tied for third place, but was knocked off the stand in an applause off.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Gabriela Pedroza

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Gabriela “Pundroza” Pedroza performs a skit on universities at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. She scored a 37, just missing the medal platform.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Andy Wallace

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Andy Wallace scores a 37 with his routine on artist names at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Jerzy Gwiazdowski

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Jerzy Gwiazdowski puns on baseball at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. His score of 37 fell just short of medaling.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Brian Agler

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Punderdome regular Brian Agler riffs on car names at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. He scored 37 points, which was not enough to medal.

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