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I Could Wax On About this Pun

Category: Puns, Rated G

Dave Wallace sent this little gem in, that while not exactly timely, is wonderfully subtle. I expected it to go in a very different direction.


General: Mr. President, we have just received news that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed.
Bush Jr.: Oh God! This is horrible news! (tears up)
General: Is everything OK sir?
Bush Jr.: Just… how many… is one brazilian?… Read the rest…

A Jewcy Pun

Category: Politically Incorrect, Puns, Short Snorts

Denny Adams sent in this martial pun.


The Israeli armed forces have developed their own form of martial arts. They call it Jew-jit-su.… Read the rest…

So, Zoo Me!

Category: Gatling Puns, Picture Pun, Rated G

This series of animal puns is making the rounds.


When animals argueRead the rest…

Not a Boaring Advertisement

Category: Picture Pun, Rated PG

Dave Wallace submitted this punny advertisement from down under. He says that Americans might need to look up Pig’s Arse in the Urban Dictionary.


So you don't think you need legal adviceRead the rest…

Don’t be Testy!

Category: Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts

Denny Adams sent in this tasty treat.


A Texas Bar and grill specialized in serving mountain oysters. The sign in the window said “come on in, and have a ball”… Read the rest…

What Ukraine About?

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This topical picture pun is making the rounds.


Crimea riverRead the rest…

Ignore the Booze from the Crowd

Category: Rated G

Dave thinks this is an original of his. At least as original as anything can be these days.


The Geezers fought in the Second World War, where courage often came from the bottle. So few remaining…

The Baby Boomers were brought up to be healthy and eschew alcohol.

So what about the pre-Boomers in between?

That would be a Boozer.… Read the rest…

The Costs of Inflation

Category: Adult Theme, Short Snorts

Dave Wallace sent this little gem.


NOTICE:

The activity formerly known as “69″ will henceforth be called “96″. This is due to the higher cost of eating out.… Read the rest…

O.Henry Pun-Off 2014 – Mark Your Calendar

Category: News

This year’s O.Henry Pun-Off World Championship will be held on May 10th in downtown Austin, Texas. Look for official details to be released soon by your fine punsters at PunPunPun.com.

You can also keep up on Facebook.… Read the rest…

Better than Can’t Gogh

Category: Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G

This cultured picture pun is making the rounds.


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