Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Punster of the Year 2012 Named

Category: News, Rated G

As part of the annual O.Henry Pun-Off, Bob Dvorak has been named Punster of the Year by the International Save the Pun Foundation. Bob is a constant presence on the pun website, and a regular competitor in the Pun-Off.

Congrats, Bob!… Read the rest…

Ich bin ein Berliner

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This is the first of these I’ve seen using the name of the country. The original creator is unknown.


Germany - GerfewRead the rest…

Watt is Love?

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

I’ve seen this one floating around for a while, and finally got around to posting it.


What is love? Baby don't hertz me. Don't hertz me, No morseRead the rest…

Sitting in the Theatre made my Butt Thor

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Another timely picture pun making the rounds.


Mjolnir - MjolfarRead the rest…

Mother Quotes

Category: Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G

These are from Stan Kegel on Yahoo puns.


- PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!”

- MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY’S MOTHER: “I don’t mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?”

- MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”

- HUMPTY DUMPTY’S … Read the rest…

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Shaggy

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

The name based pun meme continues to thrive. The creator of this, like most of them, is unknown.


Neil Patrick Harris - Stand Patrick HarrisRead the rest…

Siriusly Shaggy

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Another celebrity picture pun that is making the rounds…


Gary Oldman - Gary YoungmanRead the rest…

Shaggy Bomb

Category: Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG

This rude little picture pun is making the rounds. The creator is unknown.


Hiroshima - GoneoshimaRead the rest…

Shaggy Palm Story

Category: Rated PG

This little story is from Dave Wallace.


I’ve had a rotten week, mostly, as I’ve had a nasty digestive condition which caused sudden, unplanned dashes to the bathroom. So I kept in close range and even moved some furniture around so as to have unimpeded access. Girl Next Door (GND) whispered a palliative in my ear & even drove to the pharmacy to get the needed tubing and stuff for me. So, twice a day, I did the simple procedure, … Read the rest…

Shaggy Maiden

Category: Picture Pun, Rated NC-17

This very inappropriate picture pun is making the rounds. It’s creator is unknown.


Bruce Dickinson - Bruce DickindaughterRead the rest…