Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


Collect Underpants, ???, Prophet!

Category: Rated G

This one was submitted by James E. Austin.

Back in the middle ages there was a guy that had a parlor trick..He would ask his friends to write down a year in the future on a piece of paper while he was blindfolded. He would then sniff the paper, sniff the ink and sniff the hand of the writer and then make a prediction of what would happen in the future year. He kept a record of all of these … Read the rest...

Hope Urine the Mood for a Potty Pun

Category: Rated PG, Short Snorts

Dave Wallace submitted the following, so blame him.


That tinkling sound you hear is from my friend’s dog. She’s an on a mat a pee-er.… Read the rest...

Punslingers 2018 Round Five

Category: Rated PG

Jerzy Gwiazdowski and Max Parke competed in the finals of Punslingers at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2018 – Round Four

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video

Jerzy Gwiazdowski, Allison Fisher, Max Parke and Jerry Yan compete in the semi-finals of Punslingers at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2018 – Round Three

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video

The third round of Punslingers at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2018 – Round Two

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video

The second round of Punslingers at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2018 – Round One

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video

The first round of Punslingers at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punniest of Show 2018 Champion: Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Regular contestant Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski puns on mathematics on the way to a perfect Punniest of Show score at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships. He won a “cheer off” which as used to determine the winner amongst the three perfect scores.

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Punniest of Show 2018 Second Place: Marisa Roper

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video

First time contestant Marisa Roper riffs on singers and musicians for a perfect score in Punniest of Show at the 2018 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. She placed second in a “cheer off” that followed the competition.

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Punniest of Show 2018 Third Place – Jerzy Gwiazdowski

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video

Pun-Off veteran Jerzy Gwiazdowski scores a perfect 40 with his routine on city names. He placed third in the “cheer off” among the three perfect scores.

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