Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Chance Meeting on an Airplane

Category: Adult Theme

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a spectacular gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. As if his prayers were answered, she took the seat right beside his.

Nervous, but eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business or vacation?”

She turned, smiled, and said, “Business. The Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago.”

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Punniest of Show 2017 Winner: Southpaw Jones

Category: Gatling Puns, Video

Southpaw Jones gets 40 points in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off. He punned on pregnancy and child-birth. His tie at 40 was resolved to his favor via audience applause.

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Punniest of Show 2017 Second Place: Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski

Category: Gatling Puns, Video

Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski scores a perfect 40 points in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off with a legal-themed performance focused on Donald Trump. He lost in a cheer off after the entries.

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Punniest of Show 2017 Third Place: Annica Eagle

Category: Gatling Puns, Video

Annica Eagle scored 38 points in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off, with a healthcare themed skit on clothing. A five-way tie at 38 points was resolved in Annica’s favor via audience applause.

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Punniest of Show 2017: Jerzy Gwiazdowski

Category: Gatling Puns, Video

Jerzy Gwiazdowski scores 40 points in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off with European puns. Unfortunately, he runs long and is disqualified.

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Punniest of Show 2017: Haley Haradan

Category: Gatling Puns, Video

Haley Haradan and an assistent score 38 point in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off, by proposing with bird puns.

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Punniest of Show 2017: Robert Ramon

Category: Gatling Puns, Video

Robert Ramon competes in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off. He scored 38 points with Texas-themed puns.

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Punniest of Show 2017: Ben Ziek

Category: Gatling Puns, Video

Ben Ziek scores 38 points in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off by punning on meats.

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Punniest of Show 2017: Arum Debray

Category: Gatling Puns, Video

Arum Debray scores 38 points in Punniest of Show with his avian themed performance at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off.

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Punniest of Show Complete 2017 Results

Category: News

Here are the score sheets from Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off. There were six judges, with the highest and lowest score for each contestant being dropped. This left a highest possible score of 40.

Name J1 J2 J3 J4 J5 J6 Total
1 Joshon Sabik 7 8 6 6 6 5 25
2 Jake Morrison 7 7 6 6 8 8 27
3 Kate Memorde 9 8 8 8 9 9 34
4 Emily Parrish 9
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