Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


Pay Toilet Lament

Category: Adult Theme

Yes, I am old enough to remember pay toilets at such places as gas stations. I learned this lament as a child, though I never did mention it to my parents.

Here I sit,
All broken-hearted.
Paid a nickel to shit,
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In Praise of Tad Williams

Category: Adult Theme

Tad Williams is becoming one of my favorite SF/Fantasy authors. In a recent book, he remarked that one of the characters was so dumb, he could not count to eleven, even with his pants down.

I liked the joke a lot. I am not sure that many women do.… Read the rest...

Trumpism #1

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

In the first of what I suspect will be many Donald Trump related posts, here’s one about cheese. Original creator is unknown.

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This is the Wurst

Category: Picture Pun

Another one making the rounds…

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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate

Category: Picture Pun

This visual pun is making the rounds.

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But that’s not important right now…

Category: Rated G

Submitted by Mike Franklin.


I Just asked Siri, “Surely its not going to rain today?”

She said, “It is, and don’t call me Shirley”

It seems that I forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.… Read the rest...

A Cheesy Pun

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

In honor of this week’s Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, this image is making the rounds.


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Punslingers Championship Round

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is the fifth and final round of Punslingers at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers Round 4

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Round Four of Punslingers at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2016 Full Results

Category: News

Ben Ziek defeated Tim Donnelly in the finals of Punslingers at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. In the semi-finals round, Donnelly beat Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski while Ziek knocked off Jerry Yan.

Here are the total results, including the topic of each competition in paranthesis.

Round One

Chris Sneyd defeated Mallory Culbert (Fast Food)
Ben Ziek defeated Hannah Nelson (Farming & Ranching)
Annica Eagle defeated Cameron Russell (Space Travel)
Peter Rubin defeated Kevin Binswanger (Waterborne Vehicles)
Jordan Gwiazdowski defeated Bob … Read the rest...