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Punslingers Championship Round

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is the fifth and final round of Punslingers at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers Round 4

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Round Four of Punslingers at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2016 Full Results

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Ben Ziek defeated Tim Donnelly in the finals of Punslingers at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. In the semi-finals round, Donnelly beat Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski while Ziek knocked off Jerry Yan.

Here are the total results, including the topic of each competition in paranthesis.

Round One

Chris Sneyd defeated Mallory Culbert (Fast Food)
Ben Ziek defeated Hannah Nelson (Farming & Ranching)
Annica Eagle defeated Cameron Russell (Space Travel)
Peter Rubin defeated Kevin Binswanger (Waterborne Vehicles)
Jordan Gwiazdowski defeated Bob … Read the rest...

You Are Dying to Hear This

Category: Rated PG

From Mike Franklin.


A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: “Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770- 1827”. Then he realizes that the music is Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward!

Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to … Read the rest...

Punslingers Round 3

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Round Three of Punslingers at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Ferment It’s Worth

Category: Rated G

I was out at Fitzroy Island recently – I keep saying you haven’t lived until you spend some quality time in the water with a Green Sea Turtle and then have a fine beer in Foxy’s front bar. It’s the kind of place where you sit down, look around and wonder what all the underprivileged people are doing.

Reminds me that last October I was there and Foxy’s was doing a sort of October Fest. Because everything has to come … Read the rest...

Punslingers Round 2

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Round Two of the Punslingers competition at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punniest of Show Winner

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Jerzy Gwiazdowski’s winning entry in Punniest of Show at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers Round 1, 2nd Half

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

And here’s the second half of the first round of Punslingers, for your watching enjoyment.

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Punniest of Show Second Place

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Southpaw Jones’ second place entry in Punniest of Show at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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